Zero Fucks

Signs and symptoms:

Unbothered Vibes: Drama? You literally can’t hear it.
Eye Rolls on Fleek: Your eyeballs get a workout. 
Resting Sass Face: You look like you smell BS from a mile away.
Sass Level 1000: Your comebacks are quicker than WiFi.
Zen Assassin: Calm, collected, and ready to snipe with sarcasm.
Apology Deficiency: Saying sorry? Can’t relate.