Cynical Chic

Signs & Symptoms:

Effortless Eye Rolls: Your side-eye is more powerful than a verbal takedown.
Sarcasm Elegance: You serve snark like it’s on a silver platter.
Mockery as an Art Form: Everything cringeworthy becomes your canvas.
Resting Unimpressed Face: Looking bored is your version of high fashion.
Effortlessly Over It: You’re done with nonsense before it even begins.
Dark Humor Glow-Up: Laughing at life’s chaos with a perfectly arched brow.